Banter This or that?

[pigheaded]

Masochist… can control the pain…

Finger nail biting or toe nail biting

 

[Apricot]

Lmao fingernail

Sexual stimulation with a foot or a mop head?

 

[pigheaded]

I’ll take a mop head.. it’s just not there for me…

4 hours of foreplay 0r 20 minutes of sex and a high five

 

[Apricot]

I’ll take the 20 minutes or less preferably

Twin sister sex or fraternal twins sex?

 

[pigheaded]

Ohh Geeze… fraternal… the other way, you have to remember everything you did so they can’t trick you later… those twins!

sex all night or mowing your lawn all night

 

[Apricot]

Mowing my lawn all night

Riding my tractor or your own tractor all night long?

 

[pigheaded]

If that’s a metaphor, your tractor

full day of aerobics or full day of weight training

 

[Apricot]

Aerobics

Taking a high flying trapeze course or in the cage with a lion tamer?

 

[pigheaded]

So close, but I’m going with the teeth-less choice of high flying…

running a 5k marathon or walking a 10k walkathon

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Running a 5K marathon... will be over in half an hour!

Learning another language or changing the oil in your car.

 

[Apricot]

Changing my oil

Diving in a shark cage or diving in a quarry with zero visibility for bodies?

 

[pigheaded]

Let’s go with the bodies..if I stick my hand out to fill around. It’s not getting bitten off..

Watch car racing or motocross

 

[DD_850]

motocross

sarcasm remarks every time you respond to someone or respond using random music lyrics

 

[Apricot]

Music lyrics

Memes or gifs to show a lover you care?

 

[pigheaded]

Ohh man.. can I say both. Umm I do like a gif..

a night of holding hands and window shopping or night playing video games

 

[Apricot]

Let’s go window shopping

You pay for my expensive heels or walk behind me all the way home?

 

[pigheaded]

Ohh fine I’ll pay

you pay me back by cleaning my house in a French maid outfit for one day or wash out my cat’s litter box for a week

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

I'll pay for your expensive heels.

Edit: I'll wear the French maid outfit and clean your house lol.

Stroll on the beach or hike in the mountains.

 

[Apricot]

Me and you on a beach any day

Buy jewellery or have someone design jewellery for your lover?

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Have someone design it.

Jump rope or shadow boxing.