Banter This or that?

[Stanthropical]

No alcohol.

Edit: grave yard. Haunted houses are cringe. Deadness is real.

Ruby red mulch or natural color mulch? Those are the only choices. No other mulch exists.

 

[LilithX]

Can’t do haunted shit. Graveyard so I could easily run to my car I guess.

Natural.

chicken nuggets- spicy or regular

 

[Stanthropical]

Regular. With ranch, buffalo and bbq sauces.

Mid-summer vacation in Iceland or mid-summer vacation in Southern Florida?

 

[Apricot]

Spicy

I’ll take Iceland

Land chops or leg of lamb

 

[Esoterix]

I don't eat lamb. If I HAD to pick, I'd go for chops.

Floral dress or little black dress

 

[Apricot]

Floral dress

High heels or sandals with a summery dress

 

[Esoterix]

Sandals and summery

Green or red pesto?

 

[Stanthropical]

Red

White car or green car?

 

[Esoterix]

Depends on the style of car and shade of green. I'll go white, to be safe.

7 fingers and 5 toes (total) or one ear and only one little toe?

 

[pigheaded]

First one seems the less hobbled

Shave head or nose ring connected to an ear ring…

 

[Esoterix]

Nose and ear ring.

Only 1 x five minute shower daily for the rest of your life, or 2 x hour long baths daily?

 

[pigheaded]

I would be a shriveled prune… let’s pick a 5 minute quickie…

forced to watch old sitcoms all weekend or Syfi channel all weekend

 

[Apricot]

Sci fi channel

River expedition with experienced guides up the Amazon or the Congo

 

[pigheaded]

Congo… less piranha

climb mt Everest or a submarine trip to the bottom of the ocean

 

[Stanthropical]

Such submarine trip isn't really safe or maybe even possible if you want to return. Mt Everest is less risky--I'll take that.

Straberrry shake with worms and bugs or Milk shake with pickle juice?

 

[LilithX]

Feet, until I end up head first

hike through caverns and caves or hike up a mountain

 

[Apricot]

World leader

Sit through any religious ceremony for four hours or streak naked through four lanes of high speed traffic

 

[Simonsaysxxx503]

Naked streaking!

Home made or store bought guacamole!?

 

[Apricot]

Home made

A prison pen pal or a love sick admirer to correspond with?

 

[Stanthropical]

Latter. Prisoner might get out and... Who knows what they've done? Yeah, no.

fip flops or slippers?