Banter This or that?

[Vicki_Wolf]

cum together i need to please my mistress for being so kind to me

Bite your lip or drag my claws down your back as you take me?

 

[Stanthropical]

Neither.

You're late for work. Take subway or Uber?

 

[Apricot]

I’ll take the Uber as long as you keep your sandwich spreading spatula up front. Don’t need that thing anywhere near me.

A night of dreamy bliss with a lover or a day of intense accomplishments at work?

 

[LilithX]

Dreamy bliss of course. I’ve had too much of the intense accomplishments and I’m tired.

Hybrid or completely electric vehicle

 

[Apricot]

Hybrid

Gasoline mower or electric mower?

 

[pigheaded]

Gas, more power

hand water your yard or automatic sprinkler system

 

[Apricot]

Sprinkler for most of it

Perennials or annuals?

 

[pigheaded]

Perennial, rather go with a long term plant

Wearing wet dirty socks or dry stinky socks

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

Dry is better than wet either choice sucks

Lays or Ruffles potato chips?

 

[Apricot]

Ruffles

Peanuts or pretzels?

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

Peanuts Honey Roasted

Left or right side of the bed?

 

[Apricot]

I can do either as long as its the closet one to the door

Bath and shower combo, or each separate?

 

[Boredathome35]

I always like the combo soak in Bath then rinse in shower getting out .

Big cruvy women , or skinny women with boobs

 

[pigheaded]

Both would be just fine… it’s their freakiness that really counts

all weekend with nothing butt dirty water or all weekend with nothing but rum

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

yo ho hoo and a cask of rum AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

A pirate's treasure but it costs you an eye and a leg

 

[pigheaded]

On it


Dancing naked all night with a pirate pig or sitting quietly in a room reading war and peace

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

Dance with me you sexy beast

Running with the wolves or flying with the eagles?

 

[pigheaded]

Wolves like to frolick and lick each other.. birds…..don’t.. I’m taking the licking please..

bw0ng tied up and ravished by them or tying someone else up and your the ravisher

 

[Peony8317]

Um none lol

Seesaw or swings

 

[pigheaded]

Swings

timely hugs or untimely kisses