Banter This or that?

Driven, because you can't drive life. Life drives you. Sit down, shut up and hold the fuck on, 'coz it gon' get bumpy af.

Orange or banananananer for breakfast, if those were only choices? I'd have both.
 
Coffee. Fuck tv.

Genuine aboriginal boomerang on your wall or a live, magnificent iguana in a lizard tank, in your hallway.
 
Plan my own party for sure, unless there's 500 people.

Ham sandwich or Turkey sandwich?
 
I prefer to give compliments.

Edit: if I had a pussy, I'd never put my breakfast in there. It's just odd. I'm not judging you, though.

Orange juice or grape juice?
 
I like to use the spoon when eating soup.

Edit: I like my cups on the top shelf.

Habanero or jalapeño?
 
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