Banter This or that?

Velvet. Maybe.

quinoa or brown rice, if you had to chose one for life?
 
Depends on what's being wrapped, really.

Edelbrock or a Chinese knock-off, for a few 100 off?
 
Don’t know what that is, but Chinese knock off sounds like a bad idea

Unibrow or ear hair
 
Either. It's just shavable hair.

hundred talking cats or hundred talking dogs living with you? Dogs can cook your dinner and clean, but they do all the normal dog things.
 
That’s too much poop. They sure as hell better cook me dinner and clean if I have to deal with that. As long as I have a fenced in yard, dogs.

Date someone who picks their nose and eats it or farts loudly and often?
 
Love is supposed to be blind. And deaf. Either.

flying giraffe for a pet or a flying elephant for a pet?
 
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