Banter This or that?

Depends on the situation, does it involve my happiness? or am I just going to have my say cause I like typing a lot?

fuck it, I'm having my say damn it, you cant stop me from typing, unless you break my fingers, or smear my keyboard with super glue or something....ok, you could stop me, but still, I'll voice to text or something.


Pokemon or Digimon?
 
chopsticks, because cultural appropriation is important. White guy with chopsticks, check, white guy wearing a samurai outfit? double check. White guy twerking with the ladies....yup, got that!

Cooking bacon naked so your significant other can take advantage of the situation, or, you need protection, and you'll do stuff later?
 
Not sure what's going on in those scenarios—something seems to be missing, but I definitely won't be cooking naked. Fuck accidentally spilling some hot shit on yourself. It's just not clever.

Kinky stuff mailed to your work in a clear bag, or mailed discreetly to your home for $5000. You HAVE to have it.
 
I'd like to see my man naked and dancing around avoiding splatter, js :D

Have the kinky stuff mailed to work in a clear bag and most likely ask coworkers if they have any recommendations or preferences.

The ability to hear the opposite sex thoughts or predict your future?
 
We already know approximate rudimentary thoughts of opposite gender, based on everything being shared by everyone on social media all the time, including memes, bigotry, entitlement, judgement, predispositions, discrimination, manipulation, common societal norms, etc, etc, etc... And if for some reason you don't, it doesn't matter, because it's not like you need to extensively deal with any opposite gender individual you run into in public and the one you want to be with will tell you what they're thinking if you ask. Now predicting future is something actually useful—let's go with that.

Brian rice and quinoa (the only ingredients) pasta or chickpea (the only ingredient) pasta?
 
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