Thought I'd finally say hello

I like your profile picture.

Batman looks kinda happy considering hes an orphan who constantly works night shifts.

I need his drug dealer.

Hello BTW :)
 
Male_uk said:
I like your profile picture.

Batman looks kinda happy considering hes an orphan who constantly works night shifts.

I need his drug dealer.

Hello BTW :)
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God damn it, I changed my profile picture after I read what you wrote.
If you keep it on the DL I can "unofficially" tell you that I may or may not be (I am) his drug dealer. Only if you're not a cop though.
Hello!
 
SubmissiveJane said:
God damn it, I changed my profile picture after I read what you wrote.
If you keep it on the DL I can "unofficially" tell you that I may or may not be (I am) his drug dealer. Only if you're not a cop though.
Hello!
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I'm not a cop so pretty please, which a cherry on top.

May I have a bag of your best shit?

Enjoy this place, there's plenty of loons but there's a few people on here who are genuine. Myself not included :confused:
 
SubmissiveJane said:
I

I did I did. I left for quite a bit then came back not long ago. I wish I had of thought of a cool entrance when I came back but sadly I just went into chat and said "Hey", I'm also fairly sure I fucked up the spelling on it. So it wasn't very smooth.
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Ok I thought so
 
Male_uk said:
I'm not a cop so pretty please, which a cherry on top.

May I have a bag of your best shit?

Enjoy this place, there's plenty of loons but there's a few people on here who are genuine. Myself not included :confused:
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That's methed up man.
There are loons no matter where you go, if we are being honest here.
Maybe I am one of them?
 
SubmissiveJane said:
I love everything about this entire thing.
I know how it is with walrus cats, mine doesn't move even if you step on him. Quite literally a rug would be more effective cause at least it doesn't get mad when it gets under your feet.
Having dogs is great, they're such good friends. Always so happy. I love how we went from lovingly speaking about our dogs to when we mention cats it's like "their existence has us flawed as to how we haven't thrown them in the bin yet thinking they're broken - but we love them".
Hit me up if you ever want to masturbate over a picture of my cakes. I'll be happy to oblige.
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Seriously I've only just cleaned my fone screen after a particularly hot session with a blueberry muffin, but if you send me a pic I will happily print it off and 'cum tribute' it, or at least I think that's what the young 'uns are calling it these days. It always pays to keep your hand in I find :)

I have long since realised I am merely a conduit to my cats and dog's bellies. They perform Jedi mind tricks on me to open things and like a Stepford wife I comply with a fixed grin on my face, pouring out endless pouches of godawful stuff in jelly. I never get to finish a meal anymore as big brown eyes are ever present over the rim of my plate, although that can be a bonus as it saves me a trip to the kitchen to scrape my plate into the food waste bin, and of course a good amount of lickage keeps the plates cupboard ready! :D
 
Spangle said:
Seriously I've only just cleaned my fone screen after a particularly hot session with a blueberry muffin, but if you send me a pic I will happily print it off and 'cum tribute' it, or at least I think that's what the young 'uns are calling it these days. It always pays to keep your hand in I find :)

I have long since realised I am merely a conduit to my cats and dog's bellies. They perform Jedi mind tricks on me to open things and like a Stepford wife I comply with a fixed grin on my face, pouring out endless pouches of godawful stuff in jelly. I never get to finish a meal anymore as big brown eyes are ever present over the rim of my plate, although that can be a bonus as it saves me a trip to the kitchen to scrape my plate into the food waste bin, and of course a good amount of lickage keeps the plates cupboard ready! :D
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I'll have to find a nice picture of my cakes for you to cum tribute too. Be warned, it will cause insane hunger and desire.
I'm surprised it took you this long to realise that you weren't in control, the animals were and always have been. The big brown eyes are a killer, but my cat has big blue eyes which I just feel are ten times worse. The cat food that smells like I could have literally shit it out, but needs to be served a precise way or he will hassle me with endless meows until I have fixed the situation.
He got a hair in his water the other day and meowed at me until I cleaned it out - I'm pretty sure I saw the smirk and wink as I without question or debate, cleaned it out.
A good amount of lickage helps lots of things, never forget that.
 
SubmissiveJane said:
I'll have to find a nice picture of my cakes for you to cum tribute too. Be warned, it will cause insane hunger and desire.
I'm surprised it took you this long to realise that you weren't in control, the animals were and always have been. The big brown eyes are a killer, but my cat has big blue eyes which I just feel are ten times worse. The cat food that smells like I could have literally shit it out, but needs to be served a precise way or he will hassle me with endless meows until I have fixed the situation.
He got a hair in his water the other day and meowed at me until I cleaned it out - I'm pretty sure I saw the smirk and wink as I without question or debate, cleaned it out.
A good amount of lickage helps lots of things, never forget that.
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You'll find a whole day dedicated to lickage on here lol ;)
 
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