L
LilithX
Guest
Years it took me to lose my virginity 
3 days
3 days
Best long weekend full of crazy sex I've had in a while...
2 weeks
2 weeks
Time it takes me to get paid for work.
15 minutes.
15 minutes.
F
Flirtinghubby
Guest
Time it takes to shower if I include winning fake arguments and a quick tug.
2 shakes of a lambs tail
2 shakes of a lambs tail
Time it takes for a bunch of lamb dropplets to dump out of a Sheep's ass
Time for a turtle to go 50 yards
Time for a turtle to go 50 yards
T
Thalassa
Guest
The amount of time it takes me to clean up my toys after some fun time.
6 hours
6 hours
A short Canadian drive
1.21 parsecs (yes I know parsecs are distance)
1.21 parsecs (yes I know parsecs are distance)
Amount of time I spent in Europe after graduating University...
99 years
99 years
Time it takes me to figure out my purpose in life. Only problem is I'll be dead by then!
12 hours.
12 hours.
S
SubSoph
Guest
0-0
Curling my hair.
23 minutes
Curling my hair.
23 minutes
Time it takes me to tease myself and orgasm if I'm somewhat patient.
59 seconds.
59 seconds.
J
Jinxy
Guest
How long it takes to reheat something for a minute in the microwave. Never wait the last second
4 hours
4 hours
Time it takes me to do three full loads of laundry.
3 minutes and 30 seconds.
3 minutes and 30 seconds.
Average time it takes me to remove all my clothes have sex, and put my clothes back on, with a minute to spare.
17 centuries
17 centuries
Time for the oak I planted to be to big to be cut by a chainsaw
28 minutes
28 minutes
F
friendlystorm
Guest
Time it takes for me to shit, shower, trim and get out the door every morning
6 years
6 years
Years devoted to Sports before I lost the passion
12 Venusian minutes
12 Venusian minutes
Amount of time I spend fapping before I get bored and watch cartoons. Marvin the Martian is one crazy guy with his p94 demodulator
20 minutes 47 seconds
20 minutes 47 seconds
