Time it takes me to....

[friendlystorm]

Time it takes me to drag myself out of bed, get ready for my morning run...then count down 21 seconds on my watch before I walk out the front door lol

2 weeks 4 days

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Times it takes me to get paid for my previous two weeks of work and spend all of the money from the paycheck.

36 hours.

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

The amount of time I spend looking in the "show me boobs" and "asstastic" threads per week!

15 seconds

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

^^ Lol that is awesome!

Thread: Time it takes me to get aroused as I browse through any of the following threads: "Show me Boobs", "Curvalicous", "Asstastic ", and "Shades of Gray"... Okay maybe it takes me less than 15 seconds to get aroused when I do that!

2 hours and 45 minutes.

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

Quick flick


40 mins

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Not so quick.... uhhhh flick.

1 minute

 

[DasherVance]

The time it takes me to eat a whole pie

2 days and 11 hours

 

[Nips]

Time it takes me to avoid any form of exercise

25 seconds

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

Time it takes me to open a pm in chat, become disinterested, and close

1.5 hrs

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Time it takes me to get a bra off using 2 hands, and a set of pliers

Edit: One hand . No pliers.

18 years

 

[Edie]

The time it took to have my first orgasm.

5 minutes

 

[Flirtinghubby]

The time it took you to have your second.

6 minutes

 

[Edie]

And then my third.

22 mins

 

[emptynestcpl]

The amount of time until your in ox filled up with dick pics after you changed to your new avatar?

3.5 minutes

 

[SubSoph]

Orgasm.

70 hours.

 

[Someguy1323]

Wash the banana I just had.


12 nanoseconds

 

[Thalassa]

Multiplied by 10^10, gives me a full 2 minutes to smack @Someguy1323 for coming up with this kind of stuff.

14 hours

 

[Someguy1323]

Time it takes me to be found in a good game of hide and seek

1 Friedman (yes it is a unit of time...either Google it or do what I know you'll do...)

 

[Thalassa]

Name of a guy who impressed the right people to snag himself a Nobel prize. If he were a unit of time, it would be a dismal number. We'd need to graph something up.

1,293 light years

 

[Someguy1323]

So distances are good now too? I did mention parsecs much earlier, so I'll let it slide. But I do wonder if we are referring to the person travelling the light year or observing it...because if the theory of relatively holds true, one would experience time much differently than the other(assuming they were actually travelling the distance at the speed of light or greater)... anyway time it takes me to remember this shit

2 booms and a holy shit!