Time it takes me to....

[Thalassa]

is the time it takes for me to drop 2 smell booms and take one unholy shit.

Jerry escaping from Tom across a distance of 6.8 yards.

(P.S. Fucking hell + lmao @ relativity.)

 

[Someguy1323]

Time it takes me to call speedy Gonzalez, put Tom's eyelid skin back in place and give him a hammer. Damn mouse.

3 fit bit activation attempts

 

[Thalassa]

Time it takes for me to fling the dongle across the room and then have to get in all fours to find it.

Cooking four 8oz packets of gemelli pasta.

 

[Someguy1323]

Time for me to get hungry and eat some Twinkies instead, letting the water all boil away afterwards.


3 tortoises to travel 50 yards

 

[Thalassa]

Tie my laces

4 hours

 

[xyzrp]

Come up with an excuse as to why I didn't call back

52 minutes 12 seconds

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Time it takes me to start getting ready after someone tells me "I'll be there in an hour, make sure you're ready!" I usually got a couple minutes left to chill before they arrive.

Year and a half

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Time it takes me to decide where to go on vacation after my last vacation.

3 minutes and 19 seconds.

 

[FallenFreya]

Time it takes me to make a cuppa tea.

16 hours, 7 mins, 1 second.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Time it takes me to during the day to realize it's time to go back to sleep.

13 minutes even.

 

[FallenFreya]

Time it takes me to get through all my watched threads when i log on in the morning.

6 hours, 24 mins, 9 seconds

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Time it takes me to sleep through the night usually.

55 minutes.

 

[Thalassa]

Time it takes me to complete all my sets.

888 years.

 

[Someguy1323]

2 lifetimes after I invent my longevity/reincarnation combination juice

23 hours 43 minutes(my current time!)

 

[LillyK]

Time it takes me to internally roll my eyes because I didn't get enough sleep again

14 seconds

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Time it takes me to read most posts in this thread and start thinking of a response.

3 hours.

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

How long I am actually here for when I log in "for five minutes"

23 minutes

 

[MissLed]

How long it takes me to smile and laugh when I log on.


2 mins

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Time it takes me to get out of bed after the alarm goes off.

44 minutes.

 

[xyzrp]

Time it takes me to find one good porn to fap to.

51 minutes 21 seconds