Thoughts Tip of the day

[DD_850]

Sex toys aren't just for self-pleasure

 

[Deleted member 264383]

A After a long period without anything to eat or drink, the first thing you consume in the morning can be a shock to the body. If that first thing is ice water, it will get the body working and "can boost your alertness and low energy levels,"

 

[FallenFreya]

 

[Stanthropical]

Interplant a ton of random herbs to try to keep away pests.

 

[FallenFreya]

 

[RF587]

If it’s not supposed to move - duct tape
If it’s supposed to move and doesn’t- WD40

 

[FallenFreya]

@SweetLesGirl

 

[Chubbychappie]

Buy full gammon joint
Slice raw into half inch slices and freeze
(Several gammon steaks and much cheaper than buying individual)

 

[Fildo66]

If you are ever in a relationship and the other person wants to break up with you and they tell you, “Because you’re too good for me”, it’s probably true. Unless they are telling you that while wearing a strap on, then who cares.

 

[Deleted member 264383]

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@SweetLesGirl

Very intresting

 

[FallenFreya]

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Flies bothering you coming in the door? Hang a clear bag with water in it by the door. The reflections shoo them away.

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Toddler or baby have hiccups? Dampen a bit of sugar and have them swallow it. The rhythmic swallowing motion relaxes the spasming muscles. Don't scare them don't pat their back

 

[Deleted member 264383]

Do not I repeat do not read text from fcn people in a meeting

 

[FallenFreya]

 

[JudithJ1337]

Do not I repeat do not read text from fcn people in a meeting

I feel like this is obvious. Lol

 

[DD_850]

If you accidentally close a tab press CTRL + SHIFT+T reopens it

 

[JudithJ1337]

Good to know you use CTRL instead of Command because fuck MacBook. Lol

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Yeah!! Lol

 

[Randysavage]

Dont go to bed with an itchy arse or you will wake up with a smelly finger