Thoughts Tip of the day

[TallulahBlue]

Cooking tip:

If you add a touch of olive oil to the pan of vegetables, it helps them slide into the garbage easier.

 

[TallulahBlue]

Zoology tip:

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether it sees you later or after awhile.

 

[Dcdevon]

If you are ever in the woods, and a bear walks up and says give me your lunch! Give it to him . First of all he is a bear duh! Second of all he can fucking talk!

 

[TallulahBlue]

Tips to sound smart when conversing with others:

1). Use big words.
2). If you don't know any big words, just fabricaciously inventify some right there on the spotifilabrink.

 

[CrystalMarker]

 

[TallulahBlue]

Tip for what to say if you want to offer someone a piece of advice:

1). advi

 

[TallulahBlue]

Tip if you want to kill your attraction to almost anyone:

1). Watch them chew their food.

 

[CrystalMarker]

 

[TallulahBlue]

Tips when trying to get money from a pawn shop:

1). Do not try to sell them your "bitcoins" when they are actually just chocolate coins.
2). Especially if you already ate all the chocolate and you just have the wrappers.
3). I know this now.

 

[CrystalMarker]

 

[TallulahBlue]

Tip to relieve stress:

1). Find the grave of the guy who invented math and throw a bunch of rotten eggs on it.

 

[XAdam_7]

My tip of the day is to all those that pay for satellite subscription. Cancel it and buy an IPTV box one off payment to a whole world of content. I was surprised how much it saved me over the year.

 

[aqha79]

Tip instead of flea and tick dips or sprays for your critters ...cover them till there coat is white with self rising flour once a day or every other and fleas or ticks gone within 5 days ..same for rain rot on equine..gardens or flowers

 

[TallulahBlue]

Tip if you want to confuse people:

1). Tell them that duct tape is short for abduct tape.

Because honestly, it should be.

 

[TallulahBlue]

Tip to stir things up if you're bored:

1). Go into a changing/fitting room.
2). After a few minutes, shout out "HEY! Where the fuck is the toilet paper?"

 

[TallulahBlue]

Tip to liven things up at work:

1). Secretly sneak ice cubes into your coworkers' pockets.

 

[XAdam_7]

Tip always be careful who you choose as your friends.

Those that take advantages of your weaknesses do not deserve your strengths

 

[TallulahBlue]

Tips if you're into kinky things but having trouble finding any action:

1). Pretend like you just got stung by a jellyfish.
2). Scream.
3). Ask somebody to piss on you.

 

[XAdam_7]

Tips if you're into kinky things but having trouble finding any action:

1). Pretend like you just got stung by a jellyfish.
2). Scream.
3). Ask somebody to piss on you.

Are you talking from experience

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Tips if you're into kinky things but having trouble finding any action:

1). Pretend like you just got stung by a jellyfish.
2). Scream.
3). Ask somebody to piss on you.

I have admit you are nuts. Probably why we love you so much.