Thoughts Tip of the day

[FallenFreya]

Still stirring the pot I see

We all love Kris x

 

[Deleted member 178467]

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Come Marty you know the reason your back. Ok it's not me lol

 

[TallulahBlue]

Tip to save money on gym costs:

1). Just walk through a spider web instead.

 

[TallulahBlue]

Dishwashing tip:

1). The proper amount of time to soak a pan is until the next time that you need that pan.

 

[Caliwifey]

Dishwashing tip:

1). The proper amount of time to soak a pan is until the next time that you need that pan.

Bahaha! Yes!

 

[TallulahBlue]

Marriage tip:

1). Say "I don't."

 

[Caliwifey]

If you answer the phone with “hello, your on the air” telemarketers will hang up real fast!

 

[TallulahBlue]

If you answer the phone with “hello, your on the air” telemarketers will hang up real fast!

I just start speaking French to telemarketers and tell them I don't understand English. That works great until the rare time the person replies in French, and then I feel obligated to sit there and listen to them, lol.

 

[Caliwifey]

I just start speaking French to telemarketers and tell them I don't understand English. That works great until the rare time the person replies in French, and then I feel obligated to sit there and listen to them, lol.

Hahaha!

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Marriage tip:

1). Say "I don't."

Bit late now

 

[Deleted member 178467]

I just start speaking French to telemarketers and tell them I don't understand English. That works great until the rare time the person replies in French, and then I feel obligated to sit there and listen to them, lol.

Put phone down while they are talking and do some interesting like eat something, then go back and hang up. Normally works

 

[Deleted member 178467]

It's old but this is awesome.

 

[Caliwifey]

It's old but this is awesome.

Haha! Omg! Love it!

 

[TallulahBlue]

Household Tip:

1). If you pour syrup down all of your floor vents, your house will smell like waffles every time the heat comes on.

 

[Kathy_Doyle]

Tips if you're into kinky things but having trouble finding any action:

1). Pretend like you just got stung by a jellyfish.
2). Scream.
3). Ask somebody to piss on you.

I fail to see how any of that is kinky *confused emoji*

 

[Kathy_Doyle]

To keep your kitchen sink smelling good, throw used lemon skin in the erator. That's a good tip.

 

[Kathy_Doyle]

Another tip, never start your work day by logging in here. You'll not get anything done.

 

[TallulahBlue]

Another tip, never start your work day by logging in here. You'll not get anything done.

Another way to look at that is that is exactly why you should start your work day by logging on here!

Here's to slow work days and no productivity! I love owning my own company!

UPDATE: Apparently I've been mistaken all this time. Turns out I don't own this company after all...

 

[Kathy_Doyle]

Another way to look at that is that is exactly why you should start your work day by logging on here!

Here's to slow work days and no productivity! I love owning my own company!

UPDATE: Apparently I've been mistaken all this time. Turns out I don't own this company after all...

You just earned enormous amounts of my respect by revealing that you run your own company. And then you immediately lost it all. What do you do?

 

[CrystalMarker]

It's old but this is awesome.

LMFAO!