Be ridiculously nice, almost flirtacious, with the fat person assembling your burrito bowl at Chipotle--they will get carried away and overload your bowl. WIN!
Need to separate the yolk from the white of the egg?
Get a 500 ml squeeze soda bottle break the eggs into a bowl
Squeeze the bottle and place the opening on the yolk
As the bottle regains it’s shape it creates a vacuum and the yolk is drawn into the bottle