Thoughts Tip of the day

[Keira]

Ima fucktard!!! *starts breaking shit*

#FuckedUp

*hands you the glue*

 

[FallenFreya]

Please no fighting and hate on my thread!

 

[Deleted member 230132]

 

[Lakeside]

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*cries*...



Ls x

 

[Oraljoy4U]

Shes not done..after one...its elementary..1..2..3..the tootsie pop..commercial..adapted..how many licks to get a pussy.off...1.2.you know when . she squirts...but who counts..they dont call it..31 flavors for nothing..

 

[Deleted member 230132]

Caulfield race 6. Horse number 14 declarationofheart.. its paying $4.80 to win fixed price. Theres your tip for the day

 

[WomanOnTop]

It's not about what you are saying but how you are saying it

Omg. I tell this my husband all the time. I was thinking of getting it tattooed on my forehead.

 

[Tdp06]

Omg. I tell this my husband all the time. I was thinking of getting it tattooed on my forehead.

Lol no, somewhere he see more often, the fridge

 

[WomanOnTop]

Lol no, somewhere he see more often, the fridge

That’s awesome! Fucking hilarious!

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Grab her ass in front of the men who want her

Grab her ass in front of the women who want you

 

[chesterthewhat]

tip of the day is
just the tip!

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

tip of the day is
just the tip!

LMAO

c'mon baby just the tip baby LMAO

 

[chesterthewhat]

LMAO

c'mon baby just the tip baby LMAO

the tippest tip ever

 

[FlyBaby]

tip of the day is
just the tip!

That's how I conceived my daughter... so for those wanting to get preggos....
Go in deep to increase chance of a boy
Just the tip for a greater chance of a girl...
think the tortoises and the hare story. Male swimmers are fast, female takes their time. Male swimmers get tired and just can't go any farther when theres distance. So, slow and steady wins the race.
My Doctor shared that tidbit

 

[chesterthewhat]

That's how I conceived my daughter... so for those wanting to get preggos....
Go in deep to increase chance of a boy
Just the tip for a greater chance of a girl...
think the tortoises and the hare story. Male swimmers are fast, female takes their time. Male swimmers get tired and just can't go any farther when theres distance. So, slow and steady wins the race.
My Doctor shared that tidbit

are u sure he/she wasnt high?

 

[FlyBaby]

are u sure he/she wasnt high?

Yes, I'm sure. You ever see sperm in a petri dish? You'll see some wiggle fast and others look like they just lie there? The fast jittery ones contain the male chromosome, Y.

 

[imursecretbaby]

When all else fails twirl and sprinkle everything in sparkles.
Or just smoke pot.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

EXTRA VIRGIN ORGANIC COCONUT OIL ... EVERYWHERE!! You can/will thank me later

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

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Yes, I'm sure. You ever see sperm in a petri dish? You'll see some wiggle fast and others look like they just lie there? The fast jittery ones contain the male chromosome, Y.

Fun fact ... he spoofed and we could legit see them wriggling with the naked eye, no microscope needed!!! Anyone else seen this random occurance before??

Freaked us both out - so WTF yet AMAZING ... "BYE KIDS!" XXX