TallulahBlue
Resident
Tips on how to use the self-checkout:
1). Scan the item.
2). Place the item in a bag.
3). Scream, "THERE IS NO UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA, YOU STUPID ROBOT-VOICED MOTHERFUCKER!!"
4). Repeat.
1). Scan the item.
2). Place the item in a bag.
3). Scream, "THERE IS NO UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA, YOU STUPID ROBOT-VOICED MOTHERFUCKER!!"
4). Repeat.
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Deleted member 178467
Guest
So true.
You're growing on me.
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Deleted member 178467
Guest
Why do we use these poxy tills, boycott them and use a person. Save jobs. Where's my soapbox.
TallulahBlue
Resident
Tips on how to be a bouncer:
1). Be an asshole.
2). Stand near a door.
1). Be an asshole.
2). Stand near a door.
TallulahBlue
Resident
Cooking tips:
1. Read directions on box.
2. Throw box away.
3. Pull box out of the trash 15 seconds later.
4. Repeat.
1. Read directions on box.
2. Throw box away.
3. Pull box out of the trash 15 seconds later.
4. Repeat.
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Deleted member 178467
Guest
Yep do just that.
TallulahBlue
Resident
Getting out of a ticket tip:
If you get pulled over by a cop, the smartest thing you can do is try and say “license and registration” at the exact same time he does and call “jinx” so he can’t say anything else.
If you get pulled over by a cop, the smartest thing you can do is try and say “license and registration” at the exact same time he does and call “jinx” so he can’t say anything else.
If your wife, girlfriend, or S.O. is okay with giving you a BJ but doesn't like the taste, Eat fresh pineapple and the taste of your semen will be sweeter. (or so I've been told by some experienced lady friends.)
Lol, that might very well work for someone as pretty as you but if I tried it, I'd likely be in handcuffs in the back seat of the cruiser.
TallulahBlue
Resident
If you knew how awkward I am at flirting in real life, it wouldn't surprise you to learn that I've never gotten out of a ticketLol, that might very well work for someone as pretty as you but if I tried it, I'd likely be in handcuffs in the back seat of the cruiser.
TallulahBlue
Resident
Tips for a better banking experience:
1). Go into a bank and tell them that you would like to open a joint bank account.
2). When they ask with whom you wish to open it, tell them, "Oh you can pick for me, but preferably somebody with a lot of money."
1). Go into a bank and tell them that you would like to open a joint bank account.
2). When they ask with whom you wish to open it, tell them, "Oh you can pick for me, but preferably somebody with a lot of money."
TallulahBlue
Resident
Tip on how to give your goldfish a bath:
1). Don't. It doesn't need one. Because it lives in water.
1). Don't. It doesn't need one. Because it lives in water.
TallulahBlue
Resident
Tip for escaping long-winded phone calls:
1). Ring your own doorbell.
1). Ring your own doorbell.