Thoughts Tip of the day

[TallulahBlue]

Tip if you're getting older and your joints are getting weak:

1). Roll them tighter.

 

[Lakeside]

Tip for escaping long-winded phone calls:

1). Ring your own doorbell.

You know those phone salespeople? I have a method with them.
Oh, you sell (example) phone plans, great. I sell electrical appliances (I dont but keep reading)
You buy a fridge off me, I'll buy a phone plan off you, deal?

Ls x

 

[CosmicGypsy92]

 

[Sexy_420_geek]

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Tip if you're getting older and your joints are getting weak:

1). Roll them tighter.

Haaaaaaaa!

 

[TallulahBlue]

Tips to seem taller:

 

[TallulahBlue]

*furiously takes notes*

*same*

 

[Lakeside]

*furiously takes notes*

Heels..

 

[TallulahBlue]

Heels..

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Five minutes after putting on heels, I can guarantee you I will be barefoot. Every single time, lol. I honestly don't see how other girls can stand to wear them. But to each their own

 

[Sexy_420_geek]

Tips to seem taller:

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HOVER OMINOUSLY? Why have I never thought of that?! Been short my whole life. SMH. People are friggin geniuses...

 

[TallulahBlue]

HOVER OMINOUSLY? Why have I never thought of that?! Been short my whole life. SMH. People are friggin geniuses...

Just float across rooms and you will automatically be taller!

 

[TallulahBlue]

But, you wouldn’t look taller
People would just be like, “oh hey! Look at that floating short person!”

Lol, true. I guess you would have to hover or float behind furniture or something so nobody could see your feet!

 

[Sexy_420_geek]

Lol, true. I guess you would have to hover or float behind furniture or something so nobody could see your feet!

You could do that and say you have freakishly long legs....people would buy that, right?

 

[TallulahBlue]

You could do that and say you have freakishly long legs....people would buy that, right?

It might work better than the "giraffe shoes" that were mentioned !!

 

[TallulahBlue]

I just stand on my tippy toes in pics so I look taller!

 

[Lakeside]

Five minutes after putting on heels, I can guarantee you I will be barefoot. Every single time, lol. I honestly don't see how other girls can stand to wear them. But to each their own

I think motivation helps. I like wearing heels. 8 hours straight with 3 hrs dancing in the middle, no prob.