Top Five

Good times
Sanfred and son
Greatest American hero (I request this from every piano player I see...believe it or not, I'm walking on air....)
The fresh Prince of Bel air
Golden girls

Top 5 non swear word names you call people you don't like
 
PheonixxxMonroe said:
Goose

Boof head

((Dumb arse (is arse a swear word?))) If so: Stupid bint

Egg

Spoon

Top 5 things you'd HATE to get stuck up your butt and end up in hospital over:
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I literally laughed out loud with these names hahaha :D

Superman action figure
Lint Roller
A bunch of Easter Eggs
Hair Brush
Coke bottle

Top 5 items to "set the mood" for sex:
 
Current lovers hand, I told her not to make a fist, if she'd just open it I'm sure we could get it out.

An overripe banana

All of the markers in a Crayola big box marker set

My beard trimmer, still vibrating, I swear I was just trying to shave my asscrack and it fell in

A string with froot loops on it, it was a penis decorating necklace, I don't know how it ended up there

Edit too slow...
Me naked, I mean really, what could possibly set the mood more?
You naked, well, depending on the you...
A bed that's made, it means I changed my sheets
A bubble bath for 2
A roll up cart with all of our toys for use, like a dessert cart for sex

Top 5 reasons you have something stuck in your ass
 
Lol! I can definitely answer that!

A friend of yours has a love of dressed up dicks, and you're always willing to put a smile on her face

You always wondered what the little guy would look like as a cheerleader (still needs to be done, I'm working on it!)

Dicks are funny looking already, why not emphasize that by adding a little bling

I get to post non threatening pictures of my erections

Demonstrate your sub par craft skills and embrace the fact that you're not good at everything

(I could go on!)

Top 5 reasons you Don't dress up your dick
 
Hahaha I'm laughing so hard :D :D :D

Simply never tried
What would I use to stick the "accessories" on lol
Don't have the best looking dick in the world (maybe that's a reason to try...? lol)
Kinda nervous what people might think haha
Maybe I will! lolol

Top 5 reasons to let the ladies finish first:
 
Coz she knows your gonna be thirsty again in a few minutes
Coz its better than water on the night stand
Coz there;s always more to cum I mean come
Coz if you dont she gonna smack ya around a bit
Coz she said so


5 reasons you would take your time munching on your lunch :)
 
1. I would start googling recipes for dishes I could make with same ingredients
2. I would be watching a series/YouTube/porn
3. I would be reading conspiracy theories behind different sex positions
4. I would be torturing the person waiting for me to finish my meal
5. I would be browsing FCN :3

Top 5 reasons you would move to planet Mars if given an opportunity
 
Discovering and collecting different novel viruses is a hobby of mine.

I'm sick of always being covered in brown for, and am looking for a change with red.

I really loved Pauly shore in bio-dome

I've been building geodesic domes as a hobby now for years, and am hoping to expand my skills on a different planet

They're hiring

Top 5 things to do when it's sunny
 
Drive barefoot with the sun roof down
Go to the beach and get tan
Swim in the ocean for as long as the day allows
Go be with nature
Go to the gym 6 days a week.

Top 4 books about pandemics.
 
1 Laura Numeroff - If you give a mouse a cookie (without washing your hands)

2 George Orwell- Animal Farm 2 - trip to the wet market

3 Malcolm Gladwell - Talking to Strangers whilst 6 feet apart

4 Rand Paul -The Case Against Social Distancing

5 (cause @Thalassa is in the wrong thread) Taro Gomi - Everybody Poops (but they don't all wash their hands)


Top 5 isolation activities
 
Flirtinghubby said:
1 Laura Numeroff - If you give a mouse a cookie (without washing your hands)

2 George Orwell- Animal Farm 2 - trip to the wet market

3 Malcolm Gladwell - Talking to Strangers whilst 6 feet apart

4 Rand Paul -The Case Against Social Distancing

5 (cause @Thalassa is in the wrong thread) Taro Gomi - Everybody Poops (but they don't all wash their hands)


Top 5 isolation activities
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Such clever responses!!
And lol @ mixed up threads. Yep I did!

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At the base of my throat on the right side
At the base of my on the left side
Upper thigh on the side of the right leg
Upper thigh on the side of the left leg
Ribs on both sides

Top 5 chicken dishes
 
Pets that smell
Pets that piss in the house
Pets that follow you everywhere
Pets that shed all over your house
Pets that steal your dinner laid out on the table

Top 5 weapons, including brands.
 
In no particular order
Althia and Donna - up town top ranking
Men’s - 99 red balloons
Alphaville- big in Japan
Lips and co Funky town
Men without hats - safety dance

top 5 fictional detectives
 
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