Top Five

Verbal diarrhoea, it doesn't rain often but when it does it pours
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Could have done without this visualisation but oh well :3

1. Madilyn Bailey
2. Dua Lipa - Her husky voice does things to me
3. Daniela Andrade - especially for this song
4. Quratulain Balouch
5. Shreya Ghoshal & Alka Yagnik - very similar voice pitch

Top 5 games you have on your phone and you can't seem to give up on.
 
  • Jumping from a burning plane and landing on concrete next to a pillow factory
  • Straight after really unsatisfying sex
  • Trying to rediscover your youth on a jumping castle while drunk at a kiddy party and yelling out "MOVE ASIDE AND WATCH THIS KIDS!!" then landing the back flip out the front on your head and snapping your neck, dying on impact before the cake was even cut
  • Choking on a dragon fly (poor dragon fly, I LOVE dragon flies)
  • Anything that starts with "Hold my beer!"
5 best ways to wake up:
 
1) A puppy wakes you up with some kisses
2) Waking up late as fuuuuuuuuck and not worrying about being late or going somewhere
3) Breakfast right beside you
4)Not waking up at all :rolleyes:
5) I dunno, a very cute person telling you how much of a lazy ass you are and kissing yer silly face.

Top 5 betrayals :eek:
 
Chocolate Mini-Wheats (new favorite, and my kids keep eating them up)
Coca Krispies
Chocolate Chex
Cinnamon Chex
Berry Krispies (rare find but awesome)

Heavy on the chocolate stuff, most are consumed as 'desert' cereal.

Top 5 late night munchies.
 
1. Birth of my son
2. Introducing my son to family members and friends through out the year
3. Sehzade kebab
4. The beauty of Istanbul
5. Finally getting back into some semblance of a routine following new born baby madness :P

Top 5 things you are currently looking forward to/aiming for
 
1 Cactuses are not cucumbers
2 Never eat snow. Period.
3 Hang your lighter from the ceiling by elastic if you're getting stoned and watching movies
4 toothpaste will make your vadge taste great if you can handle the burning
5 You can only sharpen an earthworm using a pencil sharpener if you put it in the freezer first

Top 5 songs to have sex to
 
1. Art of Noise - Moments in Love
2. The Herbalist - Sensual Woman
3. Portishead - Dummy (Album)
4. Sade - No Ordinary Love
5. The xx - xx (album)

Top 5 favourite desserts
 
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