Top Five

ToP 5 L♡VE SONGS (I can think of 100!):
  1. "Do It Twice" ~ Bob Marley
  2. "Love ON the Brain" ~ Rhianna
  3. "Fallin" ~ Alicia Keys
  4. "Drunk In Love" ~ Beyonce
  5. "Baby I love you ~ Aretha Franklin
Top 5 Swear words:
 
I wouldn't slap but in my head I'd be slapping

1. Try to eat food of your plate without permission
2. Say they don't want a starter then when yours comes they say how nice it looks and you're obliged to share
3. Give me their views towards end of a project or piece of work rather than when I asked so I have to go back and change things
4. Being a self righteous sanctimonious twat
5. Just being an overall cunt if a human being

Top 5 ways you are seduced
 
  1. Daddy/daughter or any kinda incest fantasies
  2. People who don't cover their mouth when they cough
  3. Plastic surgery gone WAY too far
  4. Someone vomiting in a car with all the windows up on a hot day
  5. Cleveland steamer kinda fetishism
Top 5 things that make you laugh:
 
1. All the beautiful bastards on this site that have blessed me with their presence.

2. Dave Chappelle

3. The Hodgetwins

4. Any episode of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air

5. Jeremy Clarkson

5 foods you cannot live without
 
  1. Lamb Roast
  2. Potatoes (In ALL the ways)
  3. Salads
  4. Lebanese pizza/za'atar wraps (same dough used for both.
  5. Seasonal fruit
5 best ways to relax:
 
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1 listening to music
2 Sleeping
3 Reading
4 Going to the beach
5 Playing the threads here.

Worst 5 things on FCN
 
Players
Trolls
Bitches
Cliques
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Your 5 fears
 
Losing my dad (I know it'll happen some day), loneliness, anosmia, erectile dysfunction, true pain

5 favorite toppings for pie
 
Whipped cream
Ice cream
Cinnamon
Powdered sugar
Candied strawberries

Top 5 weapons during a zombie apocalypse
 
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