Top 5 favorite snacks to sneak into a movie theater
Cause it was skipped.
A jar full of gin, nobody suspects a jar of clear liquid of being anything but benign.
A pocket full of loose raisinettes that I put in there before driving to the theater with the heat on full blast, causing them to become a chocolate gooey pile in my pocket, bleeding brown icor through my pants....no one will bring it up as who wants to talk about someone's shit stain on the front of their pants.... especially if it's still seeping through.
Unpopped kernals of popcorn, and a cordless hair dryer. Viola! Instant popcorn!
4 bags of sunchips, when they had the really loud biodegradable bag.
Snowcaps.
5 favorite things about boobs.
Most have less hair on them then mine, it's a good change.
Most I want to touch are bigger than mine, variety is the spice of boobs
Boob is an palindrome, like racecar and tattarrattat
It's cool to watch women hide stuff in between them....like money, or a garbage can.
They're boobs!
5 names words to describe what it feels like when your nipple is licked.
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