This sign, everywhere.
Torture above user in Hell
- Thread starter Stanthropical
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This sign, everywhere.
Every half hour your favorite ska songs play, but only for 1.5 seconds then they're cut off and replaced with [insert someone you hate]
You wake up excited every morning about getting to meet the beach boys, but when you get there it's just Mike Love giving a monologue about how he wrote Good Vibrations
Stanthropical
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You can use internet only at work and only during the times when you can't use it because it's too chaotic.
You are followed everywhere you go by an army of feral cats and they never listen to you.
Stanthropical
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That kind of actually is happening in my backyard. FMhelL
Anything you touch becomes a pineapple. And they're overripe
Every five minutes someone asks for your advice, you help them out, then they whip out their genitals and ask if you want them, you become shocked and ponder how you got into this mess, then magically they disappear, and you forget what just happened. Just to repeat forever.
Stanthropical
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You live near a lava river and your asshole itches incredibly 24/7. If you jump into the lava river, you simply wake up next morning in the same situation. Forever.
Stanthropical
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I move into a new house and you're my next door neighbor. Parts of pinball machines are missing daily with no signs of where they went. Corn stalks missing one by one every few hours. You bang on my door to confront me, but I'm never home. Everything steel on your property rusts literally 150x faster. Anything you replace suffers the same fate. This goes on for a thousand years. After a thousand years, everything increases two-fold.