I should be, but false
The next person enjoyed their lunch today
The next person enjoyed their lunch today
I most certainly did, true
The next person uses a neck cream as part of their skin care regimen
The next person uses a neck cream as part of their skin care regimen
True, but how did you know? 
Tnp is in a lot of pain today
Tnp is in a lot of pain today
True. Mentally.
The next person has at least one friend here they trust.
The next person has at least one friend here they trust.
Trust is a very strong word for me, but the answer is still yes. I consider myself very lucky.
TNP found this site to provide much more than they thought it would when they first explored it.
TNP found this site to provide much more than they thought it would when they first explored it.
True. Very much so.
The next person has an Android phone.
The next person has an Android phone.
True and it is a choice not made based on cost
TNP had the opportunity to use the first Macintosh computer ever sold to the public
TNP had the opportunity to use the first Macintosh computer ever sold to the public
False. The first we had at home was an MSX 1 in 1985 or 86. Given to my mum by my granddad.
The next person used to own a Commodore64.
The next person used to own a Commodore64.
False, but I used them quite frequently.
TNP has some experience with the TI-99 personal computer from the early '80s.
TNP has some experience with the TI-99 personal computer from the early '80s.
False. Slightly too young.
The next person has played Tetris.
The next person has played Tetris.
True
TNP has done programming in basic or a closely related language
TNP has done programming in basic or a closely related language
! True, when computers were finally advanced enough to have those things.
TMP stored their first computer program on a cassette tape
TMP stored their first computer program on a cassette tape
True, but largely because the statement is too broad. There are many things I miss, and many things that I'm happy went away
TNP knows how to play cribbage
TNP knows how to play cribbage
False. I like all kinds of games. Not specifically those.
The next person has and uses an electric toothbrush.
The next person has and uses an electric toothbrush.
False
TMP flosses their teeth at least once a day
TMP flosses their teeth at least once a day
Yes
Tnp can bend over and touch their toes easily
Tnp can bend over and touch their toes easily
I can easily if you're a little bit patient. Does that still count as easily? Probably not. False.
TNP can do 50 push-ups without stopping
TNP can do 50 push-ups without stopping