False
The next poster is alone this week
The next poster is alone this week
Super false lol
The next poster likes stand up comedy
The next poster likes stand up comedy
True have a cat
The next poster is getting that bread
The next poster is getting that bread
True. Not even trying. Life is unfair.
TNP donates 5% or more of their gross income to charities
TNP donates 5% or more of their gross income to charities
False 
TNP is happier today than yesterday
TNP is happier today than yesterday
False, I like it wouldn't say I love it.
The next poster has short nails
The next poster has short nails
False
The next poster is overdue for a new tattoo
The next poster is overdue for a new tattoo
False
TNP loves to make snowman
TNP loves to make snowman
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
False
Next person needs a reality check
Next person needs a reality check
True. My solution to life’s problems is to stay disassociated so nothing is real. We’re in the matrix.
Next poster can eat a tuxedo cake for breakfast
Next poster can eat a tuxedo cake for breakfast
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Technically true, no one could stop me from doing so.
Next person wants to visit Japan.
Next person wants to visit Japan.
True!
TNP prefers long walks than biking
TNP prefers long walks than biking