1). My microwave broke and so I had to cook on the stove tonight like I was freakin Wilma Flintstone.
2). I'm kinda smart, but not "remembers how to make a 'Z' in cursive" smart.
3). I went to a party once and told everyone goodbye and then mistakenly walked into a closet instead of out the door and was too embarrassed to come back out so I just lived in there for like 3 weeks.
1). My microwave broke and so I had to cook on the stove tonight like I was freakin Wilma Flintstone.
2). I'm kinda smart, but not "remembers how to make a 'Z' in cursive" smart.
3). I went to a party once and told everyone goodbye and then mistakenly walked into a closet instead of out the door and was too embarrassed to come back out so I just lived in there for like 3 weeks.
1). My microwave broke and so I had to cook on the stove tonight like I was freakin Wilma Flintstone.
2). I'm kinda smart, but not "remembers how to make a 'Z' in cursive" smart.
3). I went to a party once and told everyone goodbye and then mistakenly walked into a closet instead of out the door and was too embarrassed to come back out so I just lived in there for like 3 weeks.
I fixed the word you misspelled in the quoted text...
And yes 3 was the lie! New one...
1). Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is often a highlight of my day.
2). If I ever get married, I wouldn't mind replacing the flower girl with a mozzarella boy who would sprinkle shredded cheese down the aisle at the wedding.
3). The government implanted chips in my arm, and if I ever have to dig them out in case of an emergency, I hope to discover that they are barbecue chips.
I fixed the word you misspelled in the quoted text...
And yes 3 was the lie! New one...
1). Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is often a highlight of my day.
2). If I ever get married, I wouldn't mind replacing the flower girl with a mozzarella boy who would sprinkle shredded cheese down the aisle at the wedding.
3). The government implanted chips in my arm, and if I ever have to dig them out in case of an emergency, I hope to discover that they are barbecue chips.