Game Two truths, one lie.

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1. I permanently damaged my right knee jumping out of a first floor window, because her boyfriend came home and was breaking down the door of the locked bathroom, I didn't know she had a boyfriend at all, but he was screaming blue murder and most terrifying of all he was shouting my name.

2. I am a recovering sex addict who has been in a monogamous relationship for the last seven years who uses FCN as a mental outlet to control his proclivities

3. I once went out to a fancy restaurant in a scandolously short green dress and a long black wig, with a green handbag, I got absolutely blitzed, half-way through the meal I got out of my chair and squatted on the floor to peel off my thong as it was very uncomfortable in full view of other patrons, towards the middle of the evening I caused a further commotion by having half the restaurant look for my missing handbag (which I had apparently given to my friend for safe keeping and she was outside having a cigarette, towards the end of the evening I stood on top of the table and started to hike up my dress to take a pee (I genuinely thought I was in the men's room at this stage) but thankfully was carried away by my friends.
 
1. I permanently damaged my right knee jumping out of a first floor window, because her boyfriend came home and was breaking down the door of the locked bathroom, I didn't know she had a boyfriend at all, but he was screaming blue murder and most terrifying of all he was shouting my name.

2. I am a recovering sex addict who has been in a monogamous relationship for the last seven years who uses FCN as a mental outlet to control his proclivities

3. I once went out to a fancy restaurant in a scandolously short green dress and a long black wig, with a green handbag, I got absolutely blitzed, half-way through the meal I got out of my chair and squatted on the floor to peel off my thong as it was very uncomfortable in full view of other patrons, towards the middle of the evening I caused a further commotion by having half the restaurant look for my missing handbag (which I had apparently given to my friend for safe keeping and she was outside having a cigarette, towards the end of the evening I stood on top of the table and started to hike up my dress to take a pee (I genuinely thought I was in the men's room at this stage) but thankfully was carried away by my friends.
2. Lie...
 
1. I permanently damaged my right knee jumping out of a first floor window, because her boyfriend came home and was breaking down the door of the locked bathroom, I didn't know she had a boyfriend at all, but he was screaming blue murder and most terrifying of all he was shouting my name.

2. I am a recovering sex addict who has been in a monogamous relationship for the last seven years who uses FCN as a mental outlet to control his proclivities

3. I once went out to a fancy restaurant in a scandolously short green dress and a long black wig, with a green handbag, I got absolutely blitzed, half-way through the meal I got out of my chair and squatted on the floor to peel off my thong as it was very uncomfortable in full view of other patrons, towards the middle of the evening I caused a further commotion by having half the restaurant look for my missing handbag (which I had apparently given to my friend for safe keeping and she was outside having a cigarette, towards the end of the evening I stood on top of the table and started to hike up my dress to take a pee (I genuinely thought I was in the men's room at this stage) but thankfully was carried away by my friends.

n.1 lie
 
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