Ok now let's hear your French accent, that's mine : https://soundgasm.net/u/tdp06/Sing-piaf
The lyrics :
Quand il me prend dans ses bras
Il me parle tout bas
Je vois la vie en rose....
And what's it is suppose to sound like:
A croissant for the best effort, that's for @Jinxy and @FallenFreya, les gourmandes