Asking for a friends cousin daughters mates boyfriend 
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
Stay just like that. Imma hike this dick in your ass.
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
This. This is your thread bsbe. LOLOLOL
Alright, I hear Dan is looking "FourDeFour"nication eh?!?!? Ehhhhh?!?!?!
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LillyK
Guest
Oh did I interrupt? I thought this was the mechanical dildo experimentation room. I can come back later if you want, or... 
*wipes lube off ass and looks for thong inside my gym bag*
*wipes lube off ass and looks for thong inside my gym bag*
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
*terrible robot impersonation*
No. This Is. Correct Room. For. Mechanical Penetration.
Relube. That. Spankable Ass. Immediately.
No. This Is. Correct Room. For. Mechanical Penetration.
Relube. That. Spankable Ass. Immediately.
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Misha000
Guest
Can we gyrate to the dulcet tones of Bryan Adams?
Let's get you some chocolate, shall we?
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Misha000
Guest
Pick your flavour... This one only looks like chocolateMeh..
Don't like chocolate..
Try again
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Misha000
Guest
Oooh I really love chilli.. Can you rub that on your cock please.Pick your flavour... This one only looks like chocolate
Abso-fucking-lutely!!
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Misha000
Guest
Cool. Just wanted to watch the reaction. I'm not horny or anything..
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LillyK
Guest
Im just gonna use my anal vibe to have a mind numbing orgasm. You wanna fuck? I mean, I'm here (⌐■_■) and Im horny 95% of the time
CuriousAnneMarie
New Member
I want to try something new with you
Ack...um...I can't think of why I would...perhaps a fine chianti and a side of fava beans?
Sub_Instruction
New Member
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FallenFreya
Guest
I'll do myself this time.