Banter Ways To Repay Your Terrible Ex

Thalassa said:
Let's just say... many many years ago, I did that to someone for whom I had delivered an awesomely completed freelance project. His character being all shitty, he screwed me over. His recompense was well deserved. :D
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LOLOL
I've never done revenge. Even tho there once was a douche who totally deserved it :rolleyes:
I'll save that story for another day..

I've been on the recieving end of petty stuff tho. Nothing major
 
That's not called revenge. It's called payback. What I did was after multiple calls, emails and some time after. His action was therefore deliberate and he didn't care. Some people need to experience consequences to their behaviors. My hope was that he would think twice before doing the same thing to someone else. It's the same reason why sometimes I don't back down when guys try to intimidate or mess with women (me included). They'll think twice next time about behaving inappropriately and thinking they can get away with it coz everyone's, especially women, are just gonna keep their mouths shut.

You'll have to share that story at some point! : )
 
Thalassa said:
It's the same reason why sometimes I don't back down when guys try to intimidate or mess with women (me included). They'll think twice next time about behaving inappropriately and thinking they can get away with it coz everyone's, especially women, are just gonna keep their mouths shut.
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I think me and you are alot alike in this regard. It's like...you enable them? If they feel there's no consequences, then someone else is sure to be a victim to their crappy behavior. Im very old school, in how I think men should treat women. Not just romantically, but in general.
Ah and well the story entails him screwing my best friend lol. Thats the vanilla version. :D
 
WomenRfromVenus said:
I think me and you are alot alike in this regard. It's like...you enable them? If they feel there's no consequences, then someone else is sure to be a victim to their crappy behavior. Im very old school, in how I think men should treat women. Not just romantically, but in general.
Ah and well the story entails him screwing my best friend lol. Thats the vanilla version. :D
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Ah, the tinylimpydick-bigsizedego-douchebag-asshole & the Imastabyouintheback-slut-of-a-fakebestfriend life episode, NC-17 version.
Hmm, so much more I could say, but that'll be that lol.
 
Step 1:
Buy cheap, brittle paintballs from Sam's Club.

Step 2:
Slip them into his closed toe shoes... sneakers, winter boots, Ferragamo shoes, mocassins, ice skates... all the way to where the toes are.

Step 3:
Wait to receive angry texts with colorful pics of his socks/ feet and ruined shoes :D

For extra entertainment:
Paintballs can also go into coat pockets, pant pockets, under cushions, under pillows. Be creative.
 
Not exactly what you're looking for but I'm posting it anyways :)

What I did (which was more for my personal enjoyment and best interest):
  • Made hilarious af memes of him that were incredibly inappropriate, including one with him and his girlfriend's booking pics. My oldest son actually saw a few on my phone by accident and laughed (My ex is a world class asshole so it was ok). I laughed so hard along with my mom and a few close friends. I needed it and it was incredibly therapeutic!!
  • It was so hard to hold my tongue. I hated him. But.... karma truly is indeed a bitch with a vengeance because he got his day and it was such a blow that I cried. He deserves everything he got though. Best let karma do all the work for you. It just takes time.
 
Ok, I wanna play too :D

Prepare his favorite meal in a truce (if a truce is needed) and cook it with dog shit. Make sure you cover up the smell/taste as much as possible so he eats it all. It's not so much as quantity on this one, but quality ;)
 
If your ex is like mine, they don't remember their passwords at fucking all. Hack their social media and post what would embarrass them the most. For my ex, that would be gay porn. It doesn't matter if everyone knows they were hacked either. It's like trainwreck, everyone knows it's a really fucked up thing happening but they look anyways! And they'll definitely look at your ex differently lmao
 
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