A physical person to talk to. Starting to have conversations with the dog and cat 
A back rub. Omg, I would die for one of those right about now.
Another human to physically talk to. I'm getting a little sick of talking to my cat.![]()
Fuck you !!!!!!
Whaaaaaa?
You're a butt.
P.S. That stuff is so good....
I thought that we were friends but you are shouting at me... That's bad, so bad.
You like being yelled at![]()
Lies, lies, lies everywhere... I thought that you knew better![]()
I had to go make a crêpe with figs preserves. It tastes so good that I'll forgive you.
What? Whaaaat? WHAT?
Erm what about me? Can I have some?