Banter What are you craving right now...

[TallulahBlue]

To wake a lady up like this

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I'm going to bed. I looked at this for like 30 seconds before I realized she isn't giving birth lol

 

[Bdj1992]

I'm going to bed. I looked at this for like 30 seconds before I realized she isn't giving birth lol

Haha better get some sleep hahaha you crack me up every time you goofball *hugs and kisses*

 

[Alex_AD]

I'm going to bed. I looked at this for like 30 seconds before I realized she isn't giving birth lol

She's getting carved smh haha

 

[TallulahBlue]

Speaking of turkey and pumpkins, I'm craving Thanksgiving dinner all of a sudden.

 

[Alex_AD]

I met a lady that was into knife play once. When she told me I...

 

[TallulahBlue]

I'm into knife play. Swiss Army knife. The corkscrew lol

 

[TallulahBlue]

I think I carved up this thread lol. My apologies!

 

[Alex_AD]

I carve a hole in my soap usually

 

[TallulahBlue]

I carve a hole in my soap usually

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I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now.

Somebody please come disconnect my Wi-Fi now...

 

[Alex_AD]

I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now.

Somebody please come disconnect my Wi-Fi now...

Yup you're right lmao. I think that's enough internet for you today

 

[TallulahBlue]

Yup you're right lmao. I think that's enough internet for you today

Am I getting kicked out of your party? No! Just put me down in another room and I will be funny again tomorrow I promise!

 

[Alex_AD]

Am I getting kicked out of your party? No! Just put me down in another room and I will be funny again tomorrow I promise!

Sure, but I don't want you sneaking in or making any noise until tomorrow. I'm not even sure if I wanna let you in again

 

[TallulahBlue]

Sure, but I don't want you sneaking in or making any noise until tomorrow. I'm not even sure if I wanna let you in again

Is this about the cheesecake? I didn't eat it. It was Stan.

*crumbs spew from my mouth throughout that entire sentence*

What?

 

[Alex_AD]

Nah it wasn't about the cheesecake but now I know who was behind that too

*looks at the crumbs that are on your shirt*

Come back tomorrow and I 'might' let u in

 

[Heidiwil]

Craving @Fildo66 Nuff said! oh and a whopper with cheese...damn I need to get me one of those...with you of course.

 

[Fildo66]

Craving @Fildo66 Nuff said! oh and a whopper with cheese...damn I need to get me one of those...with you of course.

Well how about I just bring you the whopper with cheese babe. Then you have your choice of meat. Hehehehe .... love ya

 

[Dogowar]

God I could do with a beer right now

 

[sky_lar]

Spontaneous public sex with a girl I just met, raw lust driving the two of us

... And a pepperoni pizza.. I'm not picky on which order they happen hahaha

 

[Jeanne]

I just want some coffee..lol

 

[piece_head]

I'm craving Liverpool not to throw away a 2-0 lead.