Banter What are you craving right now...

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I know lol. And its mine, all mine Muahahaha lol ;)

You sir, are an absolute monster...I am no craving this:

I am going to buy a brewing kit and brew the most intoxication beer this earth has ever tasted. BUT WAIT there is more....I am going to sell this beer at a reasonably estimated price, building fortune and fame to buy every other beer company in the world. This will take years, decades even. It is at that point I will find you and snap a photo of your beautiful face.

BUT WAIT IM NOT DONE..

I will post said photo in every single store in the world and have them refuse to sell it you...ALLL because of your inability to share in this post.

but WAIT IM NOT DONE....

then because I am Canadian and all these years of planning your impending doom has brought me great joy...I will buy you beer and apologize.

BOOOOMMMM
 
You sir, are an absolute monster...I am no craving this:

I am going to buy a brewing kit and brew the most intoxication beer this earth has ever tasted. BUT WAIT there is more....I am going to sell this beer at a reasonably estimated price, building fortune and fame to buy every other beer company in the world. This will take years, decades even. It is at that point I will find you and snap a photo of your beautiful face.

BUT WAIT IM NOT DONE..

I will post said photo in every single store in the world and have them refuse to sell it you...ALLL because of your inability to share in this post.

but WAIT IM NOT DONE....

then because I am Canadian and all these years of planning your impending doom has brought me great joy...I will buy you beer and apologize.

BOOOOMMMM

Omg man, if you want one just day ffs lol
 
OH NOOOO SIR, I don't just want one...I want them all now. Ill see you in about 25-30 years...JUST remember this post.
You do realise it's just two small Belgians in a tall glass lol. IE: two stubby Belgian beers in a pint glass ( Damit the secrets out ffs lol)
 
You sir, are an absolute monster...I am no craving this:

I am going to buy a brewing kit and brew the most intoxication beer this earth has ever tasted. BUT WAIT there is more....I am going to sell this beer at a reasonably estimated price, building fortune and fame to buy every other beer company in the world. This will take years, decades even. It is at that point I will find you and snap a photo of your beautiful face.

BUT WAIT IM NOT DONE..

I will post said photo in every single store in the world and have them refuse to sell it you...ALLL because of your inability to share in this post.

but WAIT IM NOT DONE....

then because I am Canadian and all these years of planning your impending doom has brought me great joy...I will buy you beer and apologize.

BOOOOMMMM
Mic drop!!!
 
I am craviiiiing a fucking HOLIDAY (where I don't know anybody and can have cocktails and crazy sex on the deck of a boat with no fucks given!!)

And maybe I'll do a spot of fishing too!
 

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