Sewing my pants
I use a scooter when I'm too lazy to walk to the store with the kids. I highly don't recommend it while walking two dogs and going downhill...its not as fun as you'd think. At all.
I screamed, dogs ran faster!
Yelled for them to stop.
They stop instantly but the scooter did not! *good girls and also... little assholes*


It helps if you apply the breaks but didn't think of that as I was yelling *fuuuuuck* and seeing my life flash before my eyes.
And that's the "story" of why I'm sewing my pants, or it could also be "dumb ways to die"

