For anyone interested in my latest isolation boredom-busting idea.
Keep a pen and paper next to the toilet.
Count how many times you visit in a day.
Do it for a week then calculate an average.
Mark when you change TP rolls on the paper.
You can work of the cost-price index relating to the number of occasions.
If you get really serious, a taxing way to double the work load is to add the times of arrival and departure.
This can then be related as a percentage of a typical day and by applying the cost price index, you can compile a rather detailed time and (pardon the pun) motion graph.
You can also calculate a cost per sheet over the time and distance needed and plot that was well.
You're welcome.
What the hell I am going to do now, I have no idea.
*returns to the manuscript*
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Ls x