Kid's been throwing up with a migraine since 3am this morning. Thought all was good until i hear him in the bathroom with those dreaded noises again!
Now I'm laying here. With 1 eye open, psycho mom. thinking about if he just allowed me sleep on the floor in his bedroom and it wasnt 'weird', I'd probably sleep better

I'm just so paranoid! I'm even sleeping with a bra on!
Just in case..
just in case what?..idfk.. but just in case..