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HellinHeels said:
Vacuuming up broken glass from the welcome mat on the deck....
As usual I laid on the saucer swing, listening to music and reading. It's very peaceful and soothing, sans frogs, crickets, sirens and my dogs playing. It started getting a little chilly *I forgot I had hosed off the swing earlier so now my clothes are wet* so I get up to go back in. As I'm going to open the glass door a spider falls down in front of my face. Well wtf, I wait for it to keep going, but it doesn't. I decide to blow on it a bit to get it moving. It swings around for a bit. I blow harder! Now the little fucker is on the handle. Standoff ensues and I'm getting colder by the minute. Bright idea....I'll use the hockey stick to open the door. It doesnt open. Ah ha...I'll squash the spider. Nope that doesnt work so I try getting it on the stick. Finally get it after a few tries and go to fling it off the deck but he's hanging on for dear life. The dogs think this is great fun and start jumping around and now...omg it's gone! Taking a closer look and it suddenly drops down hanging there taunting me. Perfect, now I can fling it off.
Nope, it did not fling off. This is when the cat took off, must have sensed something. I fling harder...It flings alright, right into my hair! I toss the hockey stick and hear a smash. I'm screaming and jumping around, my head upside down shaking my hair, dogs barking and running around, my hearts pounding and everyone comes running to ask what's going on. After I gather my witts *what's left of them* "the door was locked!"
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Lol
 
HellinHeels said:
Vacuuming up broken glass from the welcome mat on the deck....

As usual I laid on the saucer swing, listening to music and reading. It's very peaceful and soothing, sans frogs, crickets, sirens and my dogs playing. It started getting a little chilly *I forgot I had hosed off the swing earlier so now my clothes are wet* so I get up to go back in.

As I'm going to open the glass door a spider falls down in front of my face. Well wtf, I wait for it to keep going, but it doesn't. I decide to blow on it a bit to get it moving. It swings around for a bit. I blow harder! Now the little fucker is on the handle. Standoff ensues and I'm getting colder by the minute.

Bright idea....I'll use the hockey stick to open the door. It doesnt open. Ah ha...I'll squash the spider. Nope that doesnt work so I try getting it on the stick. Finally get it after a few tries and go to fling it off the deck but he's hanging on for dear life. The dogs think this is great fun and start jumping around and now...omg it's gone! Taking a closer look and it suddenly drops down hanging there taunting me. Perfect, now I can fling it off.

Nope, it did not fling off. This is when the cat took off, must have sensed something. I fling harder...It flings alright, right into my hair! I toss the hockey stick and hear a smash. I'm screaming and jumping around, my head upside down shaking my hair, dogs barking and running around, my hearts pounding and everyone comes running to ask what's going on. After I gather my witts *what's left of them* "the door was locked!"
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Ohhhhh I'm so sorry you were tortured by lil spidey, but, thank you so much for the laugh!
 
HellinHeels said:
Vacuuming up broken glass from the welcome mat on the deck....

As usual I laid on the saucer swing, listening to music and reading. It's very peaceful and soothing, sans frogs, crickets, sirens and my dogs playing. It started getting a little chilly *I forgot I had hosed off the swing earlier so now my clothes are wet* so I get up to go back in.

As I'm going to open the glass door a spider falls down in front of my face. Well wtf, I wait for it to keep going, but it doesn't. I decide to blow on it a bit to get it moving. It swings around for a bit. I blow harder! Now the little fucker is on the handle. Standoff ensues and I'm getting colder by the minute.

Bright idea....I'll use the hockey stick to open the door. It doesnt open. Ah ha...I'll squash the spider. Nope that doesnt work so I try getting it on the stick. Finally get it after a few tries and go to fling it off the deck but he's hanging on for dear life. The dogs think this is great fun and start jumping around and now...omg it's gone! Taking a closer look and it suddenly drops down hanging there taunting me. Perfect, now I can fling it off.

Nope, it did not fling off. This is when the cat took off, must have sensed something. I fling harder...It flings alright, right into my hair! I toss the hockey stick and hear a smash. I'm screaming and jumping around, my head upside down shaking my hair, dogs barking and running around, my hearts pounding and everyone comes running to ask what's going on. After I gather my witts *what's left of them* "the door was locked!"
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Omg, lol!!
 
HellinHeels said:
Vacuuming up broken glass from the welcome mat on the deck....

As usual I laid on the saucer swing, listening to music and reading. It's very peaceful and soothing, sans frogs, crickets, sirens and my dogs playing. It started getting a little chilly *I forgot I had hosed off the swing earlier so now my clothes are wet* so I get up to go back in.

As I'm going to open the glass door a spider falls down in front of my face. Well wtf, I wait for it to keep going, but it doesn't. I decide to blow on it a bit to get it moving. It swings around for a bit. I blow harder! Now the little fucker is on the handle. Standoff ensues and I'm getting colder by the minute.

Bright idea....I'll use the hockey stick to open the door. It doesnt open. Ah ha...I'll squash the spider. Nope that doesnt work so I try getting it on the stick. Finally get it after a few tries and go to fling it off the deck but he's hanging on for dear life. The dogs think this is great fun and start jumping around and now...omg it's gone! Taking a closer look and it suddenly drops down hanging there taunting me. Perfect, now I can fling it off.

Nope, it did not fling off. This is when the cat took off, must have sensed something. I fling harder...It flings alright, right into my hair! I toss the hockey stick and hear a smash. I'm screaming and jumping around, my head upside down shaking my hair, dogs barking and running around, my hearts pounding and everyone comes running to ask what's going on. After I gather my witts *what's left of them* "the door was locked!"
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Giggling at this...:D
 
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