at the upstairs window, again. the house across the street fascinates me. i'm straight but i know a hot, young woman when i see one. she lives across from me and came out of her house in a tight, tiny tank top and even tighter, tinier booty shorts. then, just a few minutes later, some lady talking on her phone and wearing tight leggings and high heels walks past my house. i didn't know i lived in a cw network television show.