Thoughts What has you excited

My football team winning the league next week!! :D Since we last won it I've:

Been fired out of a cock
Squeezed out of a vagina
Spoke my first word
Passed my GCSEs
Passed my driving test
Had my ass eaten (loved it)
Had a few jobs
Created a little crackhead
Owned a house

I'm ready :):)
 
My football team winning the league next week!! :D Since we last won it I've:

Been fired out of a cock
Squeezed out of a vagina
Spoke my first word
Passed my GCSEs
Passed my driving test
Had my ass eaten (loved it)
Had a few jobs
Created a little crackhead
Owned a house

I'm ready :):)
Spoke too soon didn't I? Fuckin Corona fucking everything up
 
Insect eggs coming by mail. Is that odd? I just need to learn by Wednesdayhow to care for them until they hatch. Can you tell I have no life?
 
Maybe I should. Seems to be all the rage. Would it be better if I included the toilet in the reflection? That seems to be a common power move.
 
Maybe I should. Seems to be all the rage. Would it be better if I included the toilet in the reflection? That seems to be a common power move.
You have to try with the seat up an down, it really depends on your personality and what you are trying to express. You can also play with spare toilet rolls if you feel creative...
 
Just finished chapter 2 of Roxx's Role. Took me ages to write due to work and my ADHD ruling my head.
But really glad I finally got it finished. Now I can plan chapter 3, and hopefully write a short intermission story.
 

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