Went to get a hair cut, ready to give this lettuce a trim but it was closed. Went to grab a coffee but was only pick up and couldn’t get what I wanted. Went to the market to purchase local goodness however it to was closed. All brought me great sadness to this point I thought my day was ruined....until I saw a little old lady was walking down the street battling the gusts of wind, hair flying around like it wasn’t attached to her head..she was being followed by a bald man with a sweet goatee...he robbed her but because the economy is so bad she only carried rocks and he fell and chipped his tooth. That my friends is a day to remember.