What weird things turn you on?

When a woman I don't know sees me naked with hard on. It's happened a few times.

It just happened again I'm off on a weekday for once with nobody else home. So, I got completely naked, turned on some porn and started masturbating. I had the shower on and the porn was pretty loud so when I looked up and saw my nieghbor staring at my fully erect penis I was surprised. I guess she comes over to feed the dog, which I didn't know, and caught me red handed. The thing that got me was the look on her face. My cock exploded, it kept spasming longer than at any time in my life. She watched every squirt. I came so hard my cock actually hurt. Thank you Debbie
 
When people are really authoritative with me. For example when me boss is stressed and just gives me straight up orders and not want to discuss it. Just tells or yells at me to do it.
 
Women or girls with 2 Ponytails in their hair. So hot ....
Although am not keen on Britney Spears look alike ones,...
 
It just happened again I'm off on a weekday for once with nobody else home. So, I got completely naked, turned on some porn and started masturbating. I had the shower on and the porn was pretty loud so when I looked up and saw my nieghbor staring at my fully erect penis I was surprised. I guess she comes over to feed the dog, which I didn't know, and caught me red handed. The thing that got me was the look on her face. My cock exploded, it kept spasming longer than at any time in my life. She watched every squirt. I came so hard my cock actually hurt. Thank you Debbie

I smell bullshit but if I'm wrong, you so sat there on purpose and got off on her watching, you grub! Also, do you not have a lock on your door or back up plan like a blanket or take the TV in your room instead of wanking your sea monkey juice all over a communal area shared by everybody else?! Ewww!
 
I need a girlfriend so i can collect my first sexual experinces by sticking my dick into her vagina and so i can hear her moaning.

But I think there is a conspiracy that nobody cares about me locally.

Nobody:'( or I am too shy. I think most approches that were allowed are now forbidden.

I don't know how to get it:'(

It's probably because you come out with weird shit like THIS^
 
Wearing kitty ears, wings or tails as part of a fuck me ensemble which could include anything from corsettes, thigh high/fishnet stockings, garter belts, g-strings, sexy colour matched bras and bits, short tartan skirts, stockings with holes ripped in strategic places aka right on the crotch and booty area, silk ties, business attire, glasses to sexy heels ETC ...
 
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I smell bullshit but if I'm wrong, you so sat there on purpose and got off on her watching, you grub! Also, do you not have a lock on your door or back up plan like a blanket or take the TV in your room instead of wanking your sea monkey juice all over a communal area shared by everybody else?! Ewww!
As a guy myself, I agree that this is either just a story, or you just dont have any standards lol
 
For some reason a wide open mouth does it for me, seeing all the inside of her mouth
 
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