Banter What would it take for you to...

A time machine so I could convince my younger self who ate burger king for six months McDonald's was better. At this point I eat fast food so infrequently that I'm sure I'd be super sick after day 1...back then...no worries.

WWITFY to order a new anime sweatshirt from China? (It will only take 4 months to arrive!)
 
Ah sure it will be cheap and by the time it comes I will have forgotten I ordered it so it will be a nice surprise. It will also likely be ten times to small so good summer wear for next year since it will arrive in winter.


WWITFY to go next door and ask the neighbours to stfu?
 
The sounds of them having sex, no one should put me to shame like that! Yeah, I get it, you last more than 11 seconds...stop rubbing it in my face!

WWITFY to dress in brightly colored mismatched clothes for the day?
 
A theme to participate in

WWITFY to cut out early on a date you’re less than thrilled with?
 
It wouldn't take much, I don't have issues doing that

What would it take for you to have a glass of this
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If the yahoo isn’t dairy I’ll try. Otherwise it would take a lot.


What would it take to wear a tutu to work one day
 
I've got my old penthouse forum stories right here! So, not much, I hope you like bad stories about people fucking....cause thats all they really are!

WWITFY to reenact any story of your choosing?
 
First thought is just ouch...then I was like well...replace all the mechanical scrubbers with people who are holding sponges, and I'm game. I do worry about the vacuum part though.

WWITFY to go swimming in a piranha infested lake?
 
Nothing. It's nearly noon. Half of the day is already gone.

What would it take for you to stop eating anything made with wheat and anything with added sugar in any form?
 

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