Banter What would it take for you to...

[Someguy1323]

Me to keep the tips, I just hope the guys appreciate a Sasquatch naked and gyrating like a gorilla on meth.

WWITFY to give me your umbrella when it's pouring rain?

 

[Locket44]

Here have it....the rain does wonders for my hair anyway and I'd never forgive myself if caught a cold.

WWITFY to sit through a whole day of musicals back to back?

 

[Someguy1323]

My eldest to be in the house all day. It's pretty much standard then, but there are interludes of getting a lecture on why each animal is at the animal sanctuary they volunteer at, and how they interact with people.


WWITFY to adopt 2 sheep? They're very sweet and cuddly, they arrived at the sanctuary because of a neglect case.

 

[xShygirlx]

For all my neighbors to pack up and leave. My neighbors lodged a formal complaint about a puppy barking inside its own home… they’d go bat shit crazy over two sheep.

WWITFY to write a memoir?

 

[swaggered]

A ghost writer

WWITFY to go back to school and switch careers?

 

[Professor_Oral]

A Delorean and Doc Brown

WWITFY to change the company you work for?

 

[swaggered]

Easy peasy. I go where the fun is. Money is nice of course, but I'd rather be happy with little money than loaded and miserable.

WWITFY to run a naked lap around your neighbourhood....at night ... or the day... your choice...

 

[Professor_Oral]

Jack Daniels and Jaegermeister.. I already did half naked round a friends neighbourhood at night.

WWITFY to get up in a busy bar and sing My Heart Will Go On?

 

[swaggered]

Oh man, that would take a lot of weed. To the point I'm couch-locked and can't get up on stage. And not for the singing...the song. Sorry, never been a fan. Guess that means I'm getting deported now too.

WWITFY to move countries and citizenship...permanently?

 

[Professor_Oral]

At this point in time.. the right job offer

WWITFY to go back to your old school and show your teachers you turned out better than they thought. (Assuming your teachers thought that about you lol)

 

[swaggered]

I doubt any of those teachers are still alive. So I'd go back in a second...there'd be no one there to express their disappointment in how I turned out!

WWITFY to try pan-fried grasshoppers? Don't ask how that came into my head now...a co-worker a while ago travelled and it was on the menu.

 

[Professor_Oral]

I trip to my friends house.. he had them on holiday and has offered to cook them for me

WWITFY to try garlic snails?

 

[swaggered]

I’m in. Look at that S car go.

WWITFY to go on a blind date that an ex setup?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Depends what ex lol.. probably someone to come along as a double date

WWITFY to go watch the Barbie movie?

 

[J0DIE]

Seeing it 2moro

WWITFY to ask out someone you like

 

[Esoterix]

A pretty conclusive signal from them that they’re interested also.

What would it take for you to move to the other side of the world?

 

[swaggered]

A self sustaining super yacht since that would land me in the ocean.

WWITFY to go completely off the grid?

 

[Deleted member 1273961]

A farm, a farmer, a chef, an engineer, a hunter, a doctor, access to fresh water, and a bunch of houses for all of us.

WWITFY to do a job you hated?

 

[Stanthropical]

Big Overcompensation.

Would would it take for you to send your phone number to me?

 

[Locket44]

My phone to be broken and the number to no longer work since my new phone needs a new sim.

WWITFY to shave off all your body hair?