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Paid vacation tine a extra tine out of thin air

What would it take for you to buy a home at 8% mortgage rate, at today's prices?
 
Sell my current home and buy something smaller with the equity I have and pocket the rest so I'd have no mortgage.

WWITFY to loan a close friend or family member money for a down payment on a home?
 
Take a robbery with ba ba bang my head pie is dead...for a family member would be a gift..for a friend never lend but will help ya move the couch

W W I T 4 U to knock on my front door?
 
  1. Background check - should be ok, no criminal record !
  2. Interview - can do interviews well, no problem
  3. Beat me in rock paper scissors - 1 in three chance of winning - il, take my chances
  4. Poetry ♡ - im a poet, and i know it
  5. ...end - cool im in !

W W I T F Y 2 - Let me give you a full body massage ?
 
How rude...I didn't keep thread going @ Pie is sorry!

WWIT4U to give more to a charity of your liking?
 
I no longer want them to eat me...I like living, so can I have one of those metal dive cages please...and scuba gear...and an underwater camera...ok, I think that's all it'll take

WWITFYT ditch all social media for a year or more?
 
Lots of money, because I need to occupy myself with all sorts of things, which money would facilitate. FCN fills some of that need.

What would it take for you to eat a live spider?
 
For me to be hungry and you to be right in front of me saying "wanna go get dinner?"

What would it take for you to hold my hand in public while I go "WOOF" to everyone we pass?
 
id just need to be wearing a white cloak and head mirror

wwitfu to give up your job?
 
A similarly paying guaranteed job.

What would it take for you to eat only chicken and broccoli for a month, plus supplements?
 
For you to pay for it.

WWITFY to wear a housecoat to your grocery store, go into the dairy aisle, grab some coffee cream, and take a swig to make sure it's good before you bought it?
 

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