Banter What would you do if...

Mail a post card.

PrincessPraise said:
Scream. Drop the bowl. Run. Have someone check the house and remove it. Doesn't matter that it spoke. There's a spider on my table.
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There's thousands of spiders in your walls, under the floor and in the roof :P
Ever stretched your arms out and accidentally touched a wall in your home? Spiders were touching the wall on the other side. :D
 
Run from the house screaming bloody murder, jumping up and down, shaking my hair, frantically brushing myself off....and become homeless

What would you do if, for some unknown reason Amazon was delivering a couple dozen packages addressed to you everyday, after a month you still couldn't get them to stop
 
Sounds like my marriage, was on first name basis with him.
Probably resell it on amazon.

Wwydi a spider climbed out from under your sunvisor while driving.
 
Nearly cause an accident most likely. Spider crawled out of my exes work boot while he was driving. I screamed and started climbing in the back seat, he had to pull over, I had a mini heart attack, couldn't find the spider....wasn't a fun drive

What would you do if you were asked by your bestfriend to be an alibi?
 
Try to gently coax it back out. Had big fat ass raccoon enter, I think last year. Luckily, he was agreeable.

what would you do if anything you touched turned into raccoons?
 
Blow them a kiss.

What would you do if I tried to feed you, but you bit on my arm and didn't let it go, so I chewed on your ass like corn?
 
Nothing on internet, obviously.

What would you do if you suddenly woke up in Russia and couldn't leave Russia in any way possible whatsoever, at least not in the foreseeable future, but without any signs of anybody discriminating against you or treating you as an outsider?
 
Download a translating app, hire a guide, buy cammo clothes and blend in until I can gtf out

What would you do if you plugged a toilet at someone's house and there wasn't a plunger in sight?
 
Tell them that I plugged their toilet and there's no plunger in sight.

What would you do if 20 jumbo deep dish pizzas showed up at your door. Paid for. No way to see where they came from and no way to verify whether this is a mistake or not. Driver won't take them back.
 
I'm not part of any HOA. Fuck that. Legalized Scam.

What would you do if you woke up and everything was upside down, and you were aware of it, but nobody else was?
 
Tell them about it. I love my bank (s), they've been helpful to me..


WWYD if your company / job suddenly went out of business ?
 
Find another.

What would you do if suddenly edible mushrooms started growing under your bed and you couldn't get rid of them?
 
Hire someone to tear up the carpet and replace the floor boards

What would you do if you unknowingly ate something with magic mushrooms in it?
 
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