Banter What would you do if...

Ask my security to not get blood on the suit and make sure you were never found.

What would you do if I invited you aboard the company plane then found out I was the pilot (with out a license)
 
Get in the copilot seat with an open bottle of booze, pour you a shot and say, "Let's see what this bitch can do!"

What would you do if I subdued your security and ate all your cookies, with ketchup, and shared them with your dog?
 
Damn, getting more like me everyday.
Cookies and ketchup sound wrong but worth a try. Dogs will eat anything.

What would you do if a said that the room at the end of the basement was out of bounds.
 
Get you distracted by introducing you to your own dogs you've neglected for a while and get you hooked on cookies with ketchup, maybe have you fight the dogs for cookies with ketchup and go check out that room.

What would you do if I renamed all your dogs STAN and for some odd, unreal reaon that cannot ever be undone?
 
I can make pancakes lol and I'd ask to join you


WWYD if i borrowed your car and didn't fill it back up with gas when I returned it
 
I'd thank you for more filling it with gasoline.

What would you do if your rent went up by 25% where you currently live?
 
It has gone up more, luckily I don't rent.

What would you do if your neighbour opened all your mail?
 
Will make you pancakes :rolleyes:

WWYD if you found me skinny dipping in your pool?
I would punish/ reward you with a BDSM session of such finesse that when I release you from your bonds , you will not want to leave :)
 

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Tickle you


What would you do if you forgot your own name and nobody else could remember it either?
 
No to the beach! It's so cood, crazy lady! As for the rest. Pick a date, pick a time, get your ass over here! I'll take you somewhere nice ;)

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Laugh and ask if I scared them :D

What would you do if I sang to you?
 
Tell you I'm a terrible dancer but dance anyway


WWYD if I woke you up in the middle of the night for no reason
 
probably try to have sex with you.

What would you do if you left the house and were half way to work when you realised that you had very odd shoes on?
 

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