Banter What would you do if...

Sure. Then I’d throw you in the lake right after spring thaw and see how long it takes for all your muscles to cease up.

What would you do if I fell in an icy lake?
 
With purple hair? I might freak out and call the police. If your hair isn’t purple, I’d invite you in for a snack.

What would you do if all of the thoughts in your head started playing on a loud speaker for everyone around you to hear?
 
Get in, flip some switches, yell at you "Gooooooooo, get in the choppa!!!!" hold onto the controls, sway side to side simulating an intense flight and make choppa & machine gun noises, because I can't fly the choppa.

What would you do if you could suddenly see the code of every single thing, like in Tha Matrix?
 
Probably make you regret saying that, by asking "end to what?" and keep asking more annoying questions after you answer th, and stare at you if you don't answer them until you answer them. This goes on until the end.

What would you do if your walls could talk? Each wall in your home is a distinct individual.
 
I'd present to you a pizza to place it on, then we'd laugh all fake and comically, and stuff.


What would you do if you found out there's an island where it rains real, whole pineapples, on precise schedule, and it's possible to vacation there?
 
Match the overwhelming abundance with pizza, just 4 teh lulz.

What would you do if you could turn on/off any light with your mind? You'd have to stare at it for 90 seconds, though.
 
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