Banter What would you do if...

Let it talk to ChatGPT with some really twisted trait prompt.

What would you do if you could turn anything wooden into plastic, just by touching it?
 
smart move…planes be dropping from the sky!

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First. Shoot me if I have a group text with my boss and coworkers. Second…send nudes? Lol. Making some hilarious assumptions…if that happened…ah, fuck it I guess. If they can me it’s early early-retirement.

What would you do if you could travel forward in time, but never backwards?
 
Same thing I'm doing now—live my life day at a time.


What would you do if a tree started growing in front of your home and all it produced for fruit is dicks?
 
Dig it up and move it to your front yard.

What would you do if your house was burning down and you could only save 3 items?
 
Been thinking about this one so long that if there was a fire I’d be dead by now. Depends on how I interpret your question. If this second there was a fire…my only concern is getting my dog out. I wouldn’t even think about anything else. If hypothetically I had time to grab shit on the way out the door … given what I can see right now … my dog, an orchid my mom gave me, and a sentimental picture off the wall.

What would you do if I showed up at your door in the middle of the night with my dog and an orchid?
 
I would save my phone, fire extinguisher, my wallet and call 911 while putting out the fire.

I'd be like, "Ehhhhhhhh, what's up, doc?"

What would you do if you woke up and your head was on backwards?
 
I would check out my ass to see if it truly is that nice. LOL

What would you do if someone kept coming in your room but not sure who it was? Would you put up security cameras in your own room?
 
Which room? I'd be more worried about the house more than any single room.


What would you do the moment after your car blew up, while parked outside?
 
Be flattered, then throw away the rodent.

What would you do if your car turned into a big, drivable pumpkin on wheels.
 
I’d start singing: I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairy tale
I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood, this is a small town
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now it's too late for you and your white horse
To come around

What would you do if you were in line waiting to check out in the grocery store and the person behind you started sobbing out of nowhere?
 
Realize that they're sad about something and continue minding my own business.

What would you do if once per day, every day, you melted in a puddle of cheese, then return to normal? The entire deal would take six minutes, every noon.
 
I'd make sure to melt on top of a slice of whole wheat bread and eat it once I'm back to normal.

What would you do if every time you take a shower the shower head and all taps in your bathroom started singing?
 
Smack my dick on them. Because, why not?

What would you do if you could suddenly talk out of your ass at will?
 
Does that mean yesterday or just any 1 day? ….if yesterday then I would of gone to bed earlier rather than sitting up getting more grumpy and if any day then i would of told someone I loved them one extra time

What would you do if you woke up one day and you were the only person left on earth
 
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