Banter What would you do if...

Well, considering that no one would be running any utilities, electricity, water, etc would stop flowing within hours. Fires would spontaneously break out everywhere because of failing safety systems, etc. I'd start counting my days or just off myself, because there's no reason to live at that point. The only meaning to life is reproduction, so there's no point in continuing a life that cannot replicate.

What would you do if aliens landed on your roof and informed you that they're coming specifically for your pants?
 
Probably have trouble working, not get paid, have trouble accessing my money--which would be catastrophic. For everyone.

What would you do if all snow that snowed turned into HARD AF ICE?
 
Say “here comes the tickle monster” and tickle you…virtually

What would you do if you woke up at 4am and couldn’t fall back asleep - lay there anyway, get out of bed, scroll on your phone, etc?
 
get up, make coffee, start working…in pjs.

What would you do if that warming, loving feeling you get in your chest when someone rewards you became an empty, black, feeling of disgust every time it was triggered?
 
Take tryptophan, theanine, magnesium glycinate, half cup of buttermilk and expect to fall asleep within 30 mins. Definitely not stare at the screen.

I don't get such feelings from reward, so I'm not sure how a replacement feeling would work. I'd probably seek self-help, maybe? Weaponize it? I donno.

What would you do if a rainbow ended at your home and all these assholes started coming your way with idiot pit of gold remarks, using broken ass Irish accent?
 
Break out the bottle of Jameson.

WWYDI I showed up at your work and followed you around all day playing smooth jazz sax tunes?
 
Make an effort to monetize it illicitly.

What would you do if you befriended a bunch of wolves, one day you walked outside, witnessed them getting into your car and drive off.
 
I’d check myself into a psychiatric hospital.

What would you do if you came across a crashed space ship and the aliens were still alive?
 
Considering I'd lose some 60% to taxes, I'd probably just buy a house or an investment property and keep doing what I was doing, just invest more and more aggressively now.

What would you do if a deer came to your door and was like, very convincingly, "heeeelp heeeeeelp I'm drunk and need some ketchup," and you opened the door just a little bit, but it kicked it open and punched you in the face, and was like, "haha ha ha haha ha haaaaaa!"?
 
I'd punch them back with interest.

What would you do if a bunch of black wasps made a nest in your yard and tried to invite themselves over for breakfast every morning?
 
Fuck them up with a tennis raquet.

WWYDI you came home and your ex was on your doorstep with no money and nowhere to go?
 
This is a very difficult question for me. Ugh. Ex couldn't keep a job. Still doesn't work lives with family. Ummm But because i care for people a lot, I would let him in and crash on the couch make him something to eat and help him find somewhere to live. Or give him 50.00 again and send him on his way.

What would you do if you caught someone in your back yard looking in your windows?
 
I know it's not possible for various reasons, but I'd still make them regret it.

What would you do if you woke up and your bed is all 100% snakes. In fact, everything in your home is snakes.
 
Lay there and hope one bites me or strangles me and is poisonous to put me out and lay peacefully knowing I will soon be at peace

What would you do if you saw a bear? Would you run or lay and play dead in hopes it thinks your dead?
 
Ive seen a black bear within 30 yards. I was armed. He ignored me I did the same we both had better things to do.

WWYDI you were told you had 1 week to live.You felt perfectly fine but you were gonna die in 1 week?
 
Make sure my beneficiaries are set up correctly on all of my financials, leave keys to all my shit with fam, blank out my PC and other devices, leave home safe unlocked and go on a secluded, tropical vacation. "If you don't hear from me in 30 days, look for me here"


What would you do if you if vabbing became the law?
 
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