What would you do to me?

I'd give you a really tasty lettuce sandwich. The lettuce would be of the iceberg variety, crispy, and cool. There would also be a slice of fresh tomato, from my garden, perfectly ripe. The bread would be slightly toasted, a light brown. I'd cut the sandwich in half diagonally, exposing the red and light green colors perfectly mingled in between the white bread. The plate would be a blue plastic one from Ikea, never used before. I would place the plate on your stomach, the sandwich tempting you...
 
Someguy1323 said:
I'd give you a really tasty lettuce sandwich. The lettuce would be of the iceberg variety, crispy, and cool. There would also be a slice of fresh tomato, from my garden, perfectly ripe. The bread would be slightly toasted, a light brown. I'd cut the sandwich in half diagonally, exposing the red and light green colors perfectly mingled in between the white bread. The plate would be a blue plastic one from Ikea, never used before. I would place the plate on your stomach, the sandwich tempting you...
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im drooling
 
Dripping_ said:
If I was strapped down in front of you, shaved pussy in full view, how would you make me cum?

Im just horny & curious :p

xxx
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Bury my face in your pussy and go for the clit. Latch onto it with my lips and suck on it while grazing it with my teeth.
 
Someguy1323 said:
I'd give you a really tasty lettuce sandwich. The lettuce would be of the iceberg variety, crispy, and cool. There would also be a slice of fresh tomato, from my garden, perfectly ripe. The bread would be slightly toasted, a light brown. I'd cut the sandwich in half diagonally, exposing the red and light green colors perfectly mingled in between the white bread. The plate would be a blue plastic one from Ikea, never used before. I would place the plate on your stomach, the sandwich tempting you...
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I think thats the most HILARIOUS reply I've EVER read!!! No offense to the original poster.....but DAMN thats funny shit!
 
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