What you failed to mention

Problem is you took your erection meds and been walking around with an erection for five hours which is starting to make you dizzy. Lol

I need to have a stiff drink.
 
What you failed to mention is we are in the middle of nowhere without a fucking sniff of alcohol for at least 30 miles and no car cos the idiot let
The battery go flat.

what you failed to mention is that me and you have got to share a bed with another couple. Sounds hot we’ll it’s not the other couple is a farmers premium ram and sheep that he’s been to a show with
 
What you failed to mention is something to let the next user post on.


This thread will last forever.
 
What you failed to mention was you dont understand the concept of this game.

I am the king of useless information.
 
No need to apologize.
What you failed to mention is you like this game.


I just washed my harley.
 
What you failed to mention is its because you have been masturbating all morning.

I built a chicken coop.
 
What you failed to mention is that your gf ordered you to build it and you'll be spending the weekend sleeping in it while having cornfeed thrown at you every few hours.

I need a new car.
 
What you failed to mention is you have a man crush on your mechanic so you have a deep-seated need for a junk car so you can have an excuse to see him every week.

I need to run for public office.
 
What I failed to mention is no will vote for me

I need to revive this thread
 
What you failed to mention is nobody cares.

I just found a 20 dollar bill.
 
What you failed to mention that it's under your g-string while you're spinning on the stage pole.

I finally narrowed it down to fucking IOMMU issue and disabled it.
 
What you failed to mention is WTH IOMMU stanis for so we have no clue WTH you are talking about.

I just got a gift card for 25 bucks for Target.
 
What they failed to mention was that it was already used so the balance is currently at $2.35. They regifted you a used card.

I just bought new packs of Christmas lights.
 
What you failed to mention was you are currently homeless so you have no where to hang them.

I'm gonna go Ice Fishing tonite
 
What you failed to mention is that you're gonna set it as a decoy for a titty bar outing with some weird employees.

What you failed to mention is that it's really just some bondage gear with restraints and no cover at all.

I need to stop watching videos at up to 2x speed, before I develop some impatient asshole disorder or some other irreversible and unwanted quirk.
 
What you failed to mention is that it's a very feminine and pink furrry lingerie set with obvious cut-outs for all the naughty bits.

Edit: the above is for someone's mistimed reply which got deleted lol

I need to make sure I don't buy too many groceries for this week, because fam holiday gathering.

or

I need to stop watching videos at up to 2x speed, before I develop some impatient asshole disorder or some other irreversible and unwanted quirk.
 
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